Stonewall's Ratings

Since you asked (we all know that nobody asked, seeing that I only have forty-five hits), I thought it would be fair to explain my rating system.

Five Stars: Outstanding, I would read this book again (and I rarely read books twice).
Fo' Stars: I liked it and would recommend it.
Tres Stars: Tepid, I finished it, but would not necessarily recommend it.
Dos Stars: I couldn't finish it, or if I did finish it, it was pretty bad.
Uno Star: Don't quit the day job. Yeah, you.